willing? Then why call him God? – Epicurus
I’m a polyatheist – there are many gods I don’t believe in. – Dan Fouts
If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever. – Woody Allen
A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it. – David Stevens
Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a God superior to themselves. Most Gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child. – Robert A Heinlein
I refuse to prove that I exist,” says God, “for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing. – Douglas Adams
It ain’t the parts of the Bible that I can’t understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. – Mark Twain
He that will not reason is a bigot; he that cannot reason is a fool; he that dares not reason is a slave. – William Drummond
Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family. – Steven Colbert
Which is it, is man one of God’s blunders or is God one of man’s? – Friedrich Nietzsche
Religion does three things quite effectively: Divides people, Controls people, Deludes people. – Carlespie Mary Alice McKinney
Religion has caused more misery to all of mankind in every stage of human history than any other single idea. – Anonymous
When a man is freed of religion, he has a better chance to live a normal and wholesome life. – Sigmund Freud
They felt that science would be corrosive to religious belief and they were worried about it. Damn it, I think they were right. It is corrosive to religious belief and it’s a good thing. – Steven Weinberg
Take from the church