Easter Flowers – Jokes
Easter commemorates the resurrection of Jesus Christ. It is the most important Christian festival, and the one celebrated with the greatest joy. The date of Easter changes each year, and several other Christian festivals fix their dates by reference to Easter. Churches are filled with flowers, and there are special hymns and songs. But not all Easter customs are Christian; some, such as the Easter Bunny, are Pagan in origin. Share some of these cheesy Easter jokes with your friends and family this coming weekend or even write them on the little note that you send with your flowers:
· Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.
· Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?
· What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
· Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
· Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? Because he was eggo-centric!
· Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits’ feet
· What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion
· What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
· What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead!
· What does
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