Question by mdGreg C: I Just Saw an Ad for “Prefer On” (MSNBC), For Reduction of Scars, From the Makers of “Head On”-
-Any Evidence that this does Anything? Besides Lighten One’s Wallet?
I was Thinking of Selling Bags of Dogsh$$, and Claim it has Magical Powers, to Make Money, but can’t Think of a Good Sexual way to Sell Them, Can you Think of One?
Thanks for the Offer Noah Tall, but I Have to Pass.
Thanks K, BTW, I Feel In my Balls an Impending Terrorist Attack, Should I Be Afraid?
Thanks K, Are the Terrorists Naked Under their Labcoats?
Best answer:
Answer by Noah Tall
Yup, got a perfect way to sell that for you. Just give me your credit card number, and I’ll send you the program.
BTW, results are not typical.
Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!
I don’t know if you were trying to be funny Mdgreg C, but I almost fell of my chair laughing when I read your question. What you say happens way too often, yet we just accept that it does, and it continues unchecked. Sad.
Best way to sell your (clearing throat) “product” will likely have to involve:
*a lot of scantily clothed women (any who have had boob jobs would be preferable)
*well-paid actresses offering uninformed anecdotes regarding efficacy
*much emotional manipulation and blackmail
*you will likely have to ditch your conscience
*you will need to shift your priorities so that greed is your number one priority in life
*you’ll have to stop caring about anyone but yourself
*you’ll have to be concerned only with how powerful and important you will seem when you’re rich
*it may help to fool yourself into thinking your product does in fact have magical powers. If unsuccessful, at least come up with a good lie that you can use to ward off any nay-sayers
Now, off you go to thieve, oh, I mean, market your “product”. Your new mantra: I will strive to be the slimiest, sneakiest, con-artist alive!
Yup, I am aware that I really wasn’t of much help here…
EDIT: If you are wearing a lab coat, are surrounded by men with ripped abs, and you feed me your lies sounding a little more official, I might believe you. Oh, wait a minute, I think I feel it too. Run for the hills! The terrorists are coming!
EDIT 2: Oooooooo, that would be very helpful. That would definitely distract me from seeing that they really just intend to just shoot me in the brain. Maybe I’d even get out my wallet then. HA!
I haven’t seen it since I basically don’t watch TV anymore, but the mention of “Head ON” gives me a headache. They were made aware by so many people, (including me), of how obnoxious it was, & last I saw–it had been changed a bit but just made it worse. The ones that blew me away were like, say you have a seasonal allergy & sneeze a lot, & “they” have the cure, but in small font: This may cause sexual dysfunction, blurred vision, musle pain, rapid pulse, stomach cramps, incontinence, partial loss of hearing, rashes, increased blood pressure…need I go on? I’ll take the sneezing, thank you very much. A box of Kleenex will do.