The Office Shaman – John Feodorov

Dear Mr./Ms. Corporate Visionary, You’ve seen it before, an employee straggles in late, perhaps a little disheveled, unshaven, …or worse. Maybe your company has previously reprimanded this employee about his tardiness and lack of motivation. Will this behavior spread to your other employees like a medieval plague? Or perhaps you have an employee who is a habitual gossiper. Is she the team player your company needs and deserves? Chances are the problem isn’t that you hired bad employees, but that there is some other malevolent influence at work. Sure, you could terminate them, but your costly investment would go up in smoke and there is certainly no guarantee the next employee will turn out any better. The Office Shaman® has a better solution. More than half the globe, including many of your clients and customers, believes in evil spirits! I’m not talking about the ghouls and goblins that ring your doorbell on Halloween and yell “trick or treat!” No, this is a much more serious threat. Just as spirits dwell within forests, caves and mountaintops, ghastly forces are lurking within your company’s walls, cubicles and break rooms. An employee may become an unwilling host to demonic forces, putting your company’s profits at instant risk. Outsourcing only adds to the problem since even more strange and damaging spirits are known to dwell within countries such as India, China and Mexico. These spirits must be eliminated! That’s where the Office Shaman® comes in! For a modest …

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