Question by Cookie: What are some sex metaphors relating to medieval times?
I have a friend that is “magical”(in other words believes he can do magic and thinks hes GOD) and he just got laid….I need some graphic metaphors to gross some ppl out
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Answer by Jay Sharky
He entered her hairy cave with his gleaming sword?
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