Question by Green Pagan 4.0: What is your favorite Christian Witchcraft Practice?
Would it be:
Bible Dipping (aka “Divination”)
Excorcism (aka “Banishing”)
Speaking in Tongues (aka “Channeling”)
Communion/Eucharist (aka “Transubstantiation”)
Easter Eggs (aka “Fertility Rites”)
Santa Claus (aka “Pagan God Worship”)
Best answer:
Answer by clusium1971
Santa Clause was based on an actual Christian Saint.
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I like Bible Dipping…sounds yummy…like maybe a warm artichoke dip…or taco dip….mmmmm….great, now I am hungry.
Santa Claus is actually the Siberian mushroom shaman hehe… the bible is kind of like that cartoon the smurfs, a hidden story about psychoactive mushrooms… you know how they have the blue psilocybin smurfs, and they live inside the red and white Amanita muscaria mushroom, and then you have Papa smurf the village shaman who often has his book of recipes/spells/bible… and the bad guys are always wearing brown and black to symbolize the bad mushrooms… all wrapped up in an innocuous looking cartoon lol…
Witchcraft?
hahaha…you really aren’t funny
let me give you a piece of advice…STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF!
How about using Mayan astrology to predict the date of the end of the world?
Answering questions.
Communion (aka “Blood Ritual”)
I’ve always liked the Pentacostal “I’ve got a spirit on my back” dance. Nothing like acid dancing in church.
My wife prefers Communion. She’s always been a bit of a cannibal. And there’s nothing like a lot of liquor (wine) to get you in the mood for blood.
Hye4Lyf, good advice, maybe you should take it.
Am I considered a polytheist if I worship the Ninja Turtles?
Oh! Speaking in tongues has always intrigued me, but I usually just wish I had remembered to bring my video camera.
Ok, I’ll stop trying to be funny…
Maybe later someone can dress up in a suit, hold a microphone, while sweating profusely and somehow “heal” my afflictions by knocking me on the ground and after that we can all gather around for some good old fashioned venomous snake handling… You can always tell who the false Christians are by the ones that end up dying from it.
It works even better than throwing witches into water to see if they float.
I like the robes, incense, candles, and chanting in a dead language. Oh, and the alter.
Prayer, because it is an incantation.
http://www.randi.org/encyclopedia/prayer.html
Giz
Greetings!
Snake Handling ( figure it out )
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Santa Claus = because he is a symbol that so many different cultures share.
Easter Eggs aka Fertility Rites. I also like the robes the candles, the alter and being skyclad as well as incense sticks, crystals and you name it within the craft.
Bibliomancy: Opening randomly to a page in the bible.