Christianity! The question of whether gays can be ordained would only come up here in Hell. It is a scientifically proven fact that when a group of people pray, that good things happen. So feel free to continue going to church, even though there is no external, transcendent God to pray to. My father was a Southern fundamentalist baptist preacher, me being a son of a preacherman. I used to love watching my father get inspired by the Holy Ghost. He was one of the sweetest men I’ve ever known. He was upset when I informed him that I was an atheist. I didn’t to tell him that I was also God, destined to be standing here the King of the World! Why would I go to church? I don’t need to be told about what I have below my belt! I know all about it. My member is just regular size in case you’re interested. You spend billions constructing nuclear weapons. But what I have below my belt is more powerful than a hundred thermonuclear weapons! I am the way, the truth and the life. I am the light of the world. Norman O. Brown in ‘Closing Time’ quotes Joyce in the Wake: ‘Lights, pageboy, lights!’ I’m that pageboy come to turn on the bright houselights in the darkened theater. Joyce also says, ‘waiting to stop the show, waiting to bring the house down.’ That’s my mission here. Again, Joyce, ‘it’s just about to rolywholyover.’ I’m come to lead a New Exodus to the New Jerusalem. I am the light of the world, and I don’t hide my light under a bushel. I ‘m on call 24/7, and lo, I am with you always. I’ll be the centerpiece of the New Jerusalem. I am an
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