NEW HORIZONS

you have to do is live long enough.”    GROUCH MARX –“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” GROUCH MARX -“Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.” GROUCH MARX –“Growing old is something you do if you’re lucky.”    GROUCH MARX –“Humility is a strange thing. The moment you think you’ve got it, you’ve lost it.” GROUCH MARX –“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read the newspaper.” GROUCH MARX –“I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that.”      GROUCH MARX –“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”    GROUCH MARX –“If they’d lower the taxes and get rid of the smog and clean up the traffic mess, I really believe I’d settle here until the next earthquake.”      GROUCH MARX –“If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.”    GROUCH MARX –“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while…”  GROUCH MARX –“My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.”      GROUCH MARX –“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of man-the other 999 follow women.” GROUCH MARX –“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read.” GROUCH MARX –“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”    GROUCH