Please help me with these F.R.I.E.N.D.S. quotes?

Question by kimberly: Please help me with these F.R.I.E.N.D.S. quotes?
If any of you can tell me what Friends episode these 5 quotes are in I would appreciate it more than you could imagine.

1) Phoebe: “It’s been a really bad day, whore-wise.”

2) Rachel: “I mean, isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?”

3) Monica: “I WAS the pile of coats!”

4) Chandler: Why, yes, Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.”

5) Ross: I just bamboozled Chandler! Which isn’t a sexual thing…

Thanks again.

Best answer:

Answer by kate.urie
1. the one with the ballroom dancing; season 4
2. the one with ross’s new girlfriend; season 2
3. the one where the stripper cries; season 10
4. the one with ross’s thing; season 3
5. the one with the baby shower; season 8

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hope this helps!

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