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Try swishing the Semen around in your mouth and then swallow while you exhale through your nose. Some prefer to “chew” the semen before swallowing. Try each technique and see what works best for you.
Now write down your impressions: Does it remind you of the taste of some fruit or anything familiar? Is it a little on the sweet side or a little salty? Is it acidy? Take note of its texture. Is it thin or thick? And finally, regarding the quantity, do you get a mouthful of semen or just a timid drop? Don’t hesitate to take as many notes as you can; the more accurate you are, the better the ultimate pairing you’ll have.
The Art of Wine & Semen Pairing
On to Step Two: With your observations in hand, follow these simple rules for the best semen and wine pairing:
For abundant and sticky semen with a butter or Brie cheese like taste, the best choice would be some light-bodied wines such as the following:
A Red Zinfandel: This wonderful, hearty, fruit-packed and all American wine is perfect for romance and a sticky semen with a Brie like taste will bring with it a unique and exciting Bouquet. My suggestion here: The Frog’s Leap 2005 Zinfandel, Napa Valley. It’s the best of the best Red Zin for making love!
A Beaujolais: Beaujolais is a very light red wine with a deliciously intense aroma and a fruity floral bouquet that would subtly underline the semen’s smooth side. My choice here: The 2005 Potel Aviron Cote de Brouilly will get your mouth ready for other oral delights.
For semen with a sweet almond taste or with fruity flavors, go with fruity white wines like these:
A Chardonnay: I found out that some Chardonnays are