advice, it is merely custom.” MARK TWAIN –“I believe I should really seethe end of what is surely the grotesques! of all the swindles ever invented by man — monarchy.” MARK TWAIN –“I can live two months on a compliment.” MARK TWAIN –“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.” MARK TWAIN –“I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.” MARK TWAIN –“I have noticed that even the angels speak English with an accent.” MARK TWAIN –“I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.” MARK TWAIN –“If everybody was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes.” MARK TWAIN –“If love is shelter, I’m going to walk in the rain.” MARK TWAIN –“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will never bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.” MARK TWAIN –“India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history the grand mother of legend, and the great-grandmother of tradition.” MARK TWAIN –“Is better to deserve an honour and not receive it, than to receive one, and not deserve it.” MARK TWAIN –“It is loose and dry and black, and looks like tea-grounds. When the fire is applied it expands, and climbs up and towers above the pipe, and presently tumbles off inside of one’s vest. The tobacco itself is cheap, but it raises the insurance.” MARK TWAIN –“It is your human environment that makes climate.” MARK TWAIN –“It’s no wonder that truth is stronger than fiction. Fiction has no make sense.” MARK TWAIN –“Keep away from people who try to belittle your
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