Spiritually speaking, are you a goth, according to this list?

Question by ? Sarah ?: Spiritually speaking, are you a goth, according to this list?
I guess I am. I saw this last year, and just saw it again when I was deleting my old messages on myspace. This list is stupid, and makes no sense.

Is Your Child a Goth? Presented by St. Mary’s Church

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone
astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often
dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The
gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of
evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through
counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan’s
temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.

1.-Frequently wears black clothing.

2.-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

3.-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.

4.-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.

5.-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

6.-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord.
Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)

7.-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. />

8.-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible,
prayer, church or sports.

9.-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

10.-Takes drugs.

11.-Drinks alcohol.

12.-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

13.-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is
a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His
love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health
center.)

14.-Complains of boredom.

15.-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

16.-Is excessively awake during the night.

17.-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

18.-Spends large amounts of time alone.

19.-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak
to evil sprits through meditation.)

20.-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

21.-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this.

22.-Misbehaves at school.

23.-Misbehaves at home.

24-Eats excessively or too little

25.-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

26.-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should
be stopped immediately.)

27.-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

28.-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. />

29.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer.

30.-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

31.-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

32.-Expresses an interest in sex.

33.-Masturbates.

34.-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

35.-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

36.-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: “I’m so gothic, I’m dead”, “woe is me”, “I’m a goth”.

37.-Claims to be a goth.
Lol. I do at least 30 things on the list.
Ellie-n – No idea.

Best answer:

Answer by Kimmie
haha….no. wow this is a bit ridiculous.

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