Question by Space Cadet #5: Tricky question about beer, my wife, and lack of sex…?
My wife and I have had a terrible sex life for years, she’s never in the mood and she doesn’t communicate why or what we could do about it. Recently I brewed up a batch of weiss beer, which is her favorite style of beer. I’m hoping she will like it, and drink some, and that will have some magical aphroditic effect.
I’m designing the bottle labels tonight. What name should I call it?
Best answer:
Answer by Badkitty
“TRYN2GETSM”
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Love Spell 69
Wonderland
“imabigfatloserthatcantgetlaid”
I think her lack of love you is the bigger problem than sex
lol. i like the tryin2getsum…. lol. good luck.
Try not to hint towards sex. Use something personal, maybe her name in some way. If she gets in the mood afterwards, then you are a very lucky person!
dude, you’re trying to get your wife drunk in hopes that she’ll have sex with you? I’m sorry to hear about your sex life. Both partners have a right to being happy in a relationship and that includes sex. Maybe it’s time you talk to her about it and don’t let up until you’ve come up with a solution. Maybe you can suggest counseling? Something’s got to give, ya know?
The only thing “magical” here is the mushrooms you’ve been popping if you think this brilliant “plan” is going to cure what ails ya.
PUSSYGALORE
im trying to get my wife drunk…
Beer Goggles.
weiss n wuss
Wiess Up or I’m leaving.
SWEET MILDRED IS MY LEADER..JOIN ME IN HER PLAYPEN
Hopeful 2 sex
put some of the magic mushrooms in to the beer when you brew it for extra effect
Bit__’s Brew
Last Call
…kinda says it all don’t ya think??
forcedsex
Maybe since she is never in the mood and this can change things call it “Mood Swing”.
Rohypnol Light
GHB Pale Ale
try adding lime, like Bud Light Lime does, i bet she’ll really like it then.
FreshStuds
D?megüd – tell her it’s a German beer.
Mood Beer would be a good name if you think it will put her in the mood but if it was me i would probably fall asleep while waiting for you to design the labels – why is your sex life so bad? I would work on solving that problem rather than making beer and labels, seriously though i married at 19 and our sex life with nothing great, it wouldn’t bother me if we never had sex – we divorced 20 years later and now the 8 year relationship is fantastic, chemistry has got to be there for the sex life to work.
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Haha how about “Blowemgirl” light beer and “Rideemgirl” regular beer.